where does one start, where does one begin. who knows. let me rip a format straight from the guardian. it will speed things up...

When were you happiest?

swimming in bora bora

What is your greatest fear?

that there is a god

What is your earliest memory?

getting 23% in a geography test

Which living person do you most admire and why?

noam chomsky - he's a snappy dresser

What was your most embarrassing moment?

i once referenced the armenian genocide as the albanian. that sticks out

Aside from a property, what's the most expensive thing you've bought?

a volkswagen polo

What is your most treasured possession?

my health

Where would you like to live?

in mountains by the sea

What would your super power be?

to be omniscient

What do you most dislike about your appearance?

i'd like to be more at one with the sun

Who would play you in the film of your life?

sean penn

What is your most unappealing habit?

insincerity

What is your favourite word?

eh

Cat or dog?

why choose. do they think humans or whales...

What is your fancy dress costume of choice?

the invisible man

What is the worst thing anyone's said to you?

'sticks and stones...

What is your guiltiest pleasure?

muesli

What do you owe your parents?

a lobster sandwich

What was the best kiss of your life?

on a bus in Poland.

Who would you invite to your dream dinner party?

tchaikovsky, thom yorke, jesus, richard dawkins, camus, nietzsche

Which words or phrases do you most overuse?

eh

What is the worst job you've done?

filing in san diego. it rained one day & everyone got out of their chairs to stare

If you could go back in time, where would you go?

the big bang. breathing might be a difficulty though

When did you last cry, and why?

listening to mozart's requiem

What single thing would improve the quality of your life?

a purpose

What do you consider your greatest achievement?

getting to sleep each night

How would you like to be remembered?

briefly

where does one start, where does one begin. who knows. let me rip a format straight from the guardian. it will speed things up...

When were you happiest?

swimming in bora bora

What is your greatest fear?

that there is a god

What is your earliest memory?

getting 23% in a geography test

Which living person do you most admire and why?

noam chomsky - he's a snappy dresser

What was your most embarrassing moment?

i once referenced the armenian genocide as the albanian. that sticks out

Aside from a property, what's the most expensive thing you've bought?

a volkswagen polo

What is your most treasured possession?

my health

Where would you like to live?

in mountains by the sea

What would your super power be?

to be omniscient

What do you most dislike about your appearance?

i'd like to be more at one with the sun

Who would play you in the film of your life?

sean penn

What is your most unappealing habit?

insincerity

What is your favourite word?

eh

Cat or dog?

why choose. do they think humans or whales...

What is your fancy dress costume of choice?

the invisible man

What is the worst thing anyone's said to you?

'sticks and stones...

What is your guiltiest pleasure?

muesli

What do you owe your parents?

a lobster sandwich

What was the best kiss of your life?

on a bus in

Who would you invite to your dream dinner party?

tchaikovsky, thom yorke, jesus, richard dawkins, camus, nietzsche

Which words or phrases do you most overuse?

eh

What is the worst job you've done?

filing in san diego. it rained one day & everyone got out of their chairs to stare

If you could go back in time, where would you go?

the big bang. breathing might be a difficulty though

When did you last cry, and why?

listening to mozart's requiem

What single thing would improve the quality of your life?

a purpose

What do you consider your greatest achievement?

getting to sleep each night

How would you like to be remembered?

briefly