Guggenheim Museum “Dogs on Treadmills” Green Energy Plan Announced

The Guggenheim's plan will lower the museum's electricity useage by 50% through the use of dogs on treadmills.

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NEW YORK - The Guggenheim Museum announced a plan to use fighting Pit Bulls on treadmills as a way of generating electric power in its museums worldwide.

The landmark new green energy program will take 5 years to implement at all locations of the museum. A series of unique kennels will be designed by architect Frank Gehry in collaboration with the painter Dana Schutz. WM